The more desperate the scrubbing, the more stubborn the stain.
Cats and fairy dust don’t mix.
It is possible to reach the burning point of basil in a food dehydrator.
Rotary cutters are extremely sharp.
Tapestry needles don’t always vacate fingers voluntarily.
Hot glue guns are just that….hot.
Yarn and embroidery cotton can become knotty.
I will find a use for (insert appropriate crafty product) within an hour of the LCS closing on a Saturday.
My ability to read instructions is akin to a senile echidna’s.
It’s not a safe place if I can’t remember where it is.
Close the kitchen window when playing outside with smelly substances and the slow cooker.